Yesterday 42 left wing dinosaurs from Ipswich and Stu’maaarket had a day trip to London. They all got a coach down to the capital and others from around here are said to have got the train.
Our nations capital has so much to offer. There is so much to do in London. You can visit so many tourist attractions, you can eat in some of the best restaurants in the world, you can go and watch a football match at one of the many football grounds, you can go and watch cricket at Lords or the Oval, you can watch a premier of a film, You can go to the British Museum or the National Gallery and so much more. But Suffolk’s left wing comrades didn’t want to do anything worth while when they were down the Smoke. They went there to protest like petulant children about the people’s democratic choice of government. Because of the left’s pathological hatred of this country the War Memorials were covered up so that they couldn’t be defaced. The march started outside the Bank of England and down the Strand, past Trafalgar Square, down Whitehall and into Parliament Square. War memorials were covered up so that the marchers couldn’t be disrespectable towards the people who died to give them the right to protest.
Millionaire, Russell Brand flew in by private jet to tell all the poor people present that another bunch of millionaires are the reason they are poor. Unelected, millionaire Charlotte Church said that she was sick of unelected millionaires telling her what to do while telling those present what to do.
While millionaire idiot, Russell Brand was speaking, some people decided to set fire to something in parliament Square and started chanting “Fuck the Police.”.
Also speaking at the rally was former terrorist Martin McGuinness, terrorist sympathiser and Labour Party leadership hopeful Jeremy Corbyn and Labour Party leader, Len McCluskey of UNITE.