Suffolk People’s Assembly Day Trip to London

Yesterday 42 left wing dinosaurs from Ipswich and Stu’maaarket had a day trip to London. They all got a coach down to the capital and others from around here are said to have got the train.

Suffolk People's Assembly for National Bankruptcy against Austerity en route to London

Suffolk People’s Assembly for National Bankruptcy against Austerity en route to London

Our nations capital has so much to offer. There is so much to do in London. You can visit so many tourist attractions, you can eat in some of the best restaurants in the world, you can go and watch a football match at one of the many football grounds, you can go and watch cricket at Lords or the Oval, you can watch a premier of a film, You can go to the British Museum or the National Gallery and so much more. But Suffolk’s left wing comrades didn’t want to do anything worth while when they were down the Smoke. They went there to protest like petulant children about the people’s democratic choice of government.

Anti Austerity Rabble are here, so the war memorials are boarded up.

Anti Austerity Rabble are here, so the war memorials are boarded up.

Because of the left’s pathological hatred of this country the War Memorials were covered up so that they couldn’t be defaced. The march started outside the Bank of England and down the Strand, past Trafalgar Square, down Whitehall and into Parliament Square. War memorials were covered up so that the marchers couldn’t be disrespectable towards the people who died to give them the right to protest.

Millionaire, Russell Brand flew in by private jet to tell all the poor people present that another bunch of millionaires are the reason they are poor. Unelected, millionaire Charlotte Church said that she was sick of unelected millionaires telling her what to do while telling those present what to do.

While millionaire idiot, Russell Brand was speaking, some people decided to set fire to something in parliament Square and started chanting “Fuck the Police.”.

Also speaking at the rally was former terrorist Martin McGuinness, terrorist sympathiser and Labour Party leadership hopeful Jeremy Corbyn and Labour Party leader, Len McCluskey of UNITE.

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3 Responses to Suffolk People’s Assembly Day Trip to London

  1. George Warren says:

    When are all these lefties going to realise that money does not grow on trees but comes from a successfully growing economy. With Greece teetering on the edge of a cliff for the 10 time in 5 years, you’d think these lefties would have learned some basic economics by now, but clearly not.

    They also need to accept that both in 2010 and 2015 the British electorate accepted we have a national deficit and debt mountain, and that it is only the Conservative Party that has been trusted on both occasions to eliminate this sensibly and fairly. The Labour Party’s soft rhetoric that they may also reduce some but not all of the deficit was roundly rejected by the electorate.

    Thankfully we now have a Conservative majority government which will continue to oversee the succcessful regeneration of the UK economy. As jobs may continue to reduce in the public sector, the private sector will more than compensate with remarkable jobs growth, as we have seen over the last 3 years. Therefore all these lefties who were in London will either continue their protest marches once a year or attempt a better life for themselves, either remaining a public sector employee, or more likely getting a private sector job. Staying at home and just planning an annual rally will no longer be an option.

  2. Ben Redsell says:

    Guido seems to have noticed that the lefties can’t count either. Owen Jones & Charlotte “I’d pay 70% tax if they’d let me” Church seem to think there were 250,000 people there. Ipswich’s answer to Leon Trotsky reports he joined a crowd of 80,000. Unofficial police estimates put the figure at 20,000 – 25,000. Clearly numbers aren’t their forte…

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