The Eagle has Crash Landed

Today we saw a brilliant manoeuvre take place as part of Operation Save Jeremy  Corbyn. Red Tory, Angela Eagle called a press conference to announce her treacherous act of making a leadership challenge. But the Conservative Party gloriously outmanoeuvred the Blairites by having the brilliant Andrea Leadsom step down from the Conservative leadership campaign, meaning the excellent Theresa May will by Prime Minister on Wednesday. This meant that as Angela Eagle prepared to speak she watched all the press rush out of the room to attend something more interesting happening elsewhere. She then asked for a BBC journalist and was refused one. Mission Operation Save Jeremy  Corbyn accomplished. The Eagle has crash landed.

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Members of the Press listening the Angela Eagle’s Speech

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