Stupid Things Jeremy Corbyn has said this Week

This week Comrade Corbyn has posted a number of stupid things on Twitter. For example,

What the hell does that mean? It’s a meaningless sound bite because that’s all Labour have to offer.

It’s waffle that is akin to this

Nature is at the heart of mortal creativity
Culture inspires descriptions of brightness
While perceptual reality co creates precious knowledge
As the future meditates on a jumble of human observation.

That means nothing as well.

Then he said this

This is stupid because the electorate are now quite aware that when Labour talk about investing, they mean spending more money, borrowing more money, spending more money and wrecking our economy in the process.

He then said this

This is stupid because it is members of his party that want the whole process mishandled, creating uncertainty and damaging our economy.

He continued in this vein with this

This is plain idiotic. The uncertainty is being created by the Remoaners who want us to stay in so they can keep their slice of the corrupt EU pie.

Comrade Jez then came out with

This is particularly stupid because government intervention would hinder creativity, innovation and free enterprise. What he is proposing is people who have never run a business to be telling people how to run a business.

He then said this

Wie bitte? Ich versthint nicht was du sagst. Sprechen sie Englisch?

Has the terrorist sympathiser been using this?

He then ended the week with this

For all his flaws, Castro’s support for Angola played a crucial role in bringing an end to Apartheid in South Africa, and he will be remembered both as an internationalist and a champion of social justice.’

This is stupid because a champion of social justice is not what any reasonable person would call somebody who put gay people in concentration camps, imprisoned dissidents and had his opponents shot after draining their blood and giving it to the Viet Cong.

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One Response to Stupid Things Jeremy Corbyn has said this Week

  1. Katie Spearman says:

    Hilarious. He makes Alasdair Ross seem intelligent.

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