Lib Dem Focus

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Only Lib Dems can get less than spoilt ballet papers

We have been informed that the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Liberal Democrats get very annoyed by this blog saying that the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Lib Dems do nothing outside Saint  Margaret’s. Why the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Liberal Democrats would find that annoying we can not fathom. The fact that the Lib Dem candidate for Ipswich got less votes than the  Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Lib Dem borough council candidate at the 2015 General Election is surely evidence enough.

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Sat Nav Ade in St Mags

For the 2017 election their parliamentary candidate was born and brought up in Mustard City and is standing in Ipswich because the Lib Dem’s couldn’t find anyone from Ipswich to stand because in this town, we only hate green and yellow. The picture of him on the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Lib Dem website is a picture of him in Saint Margaret’s The Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Lib Dems spend all their time in Saint Margeret’s to the indexpoint where not only does their parliamentary candidate need a sat nav to get about town, but the rest of them probably do as well.

The Lib Dem parliamentary campaign is going to be the flipside of UKIP’s campaign. This isn’t going to do them any good because at this current time, the one issue that they are obsessed about is not of massive importance nationally and will make them as irrelevant as UKIP and now finishing behind UKIP is the new losing to the Greens.

A member of the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association  Ipswich Lib Dems on Facebook said that the Lib Dems have been pro EU since they were founded. I pointed out thpointless-graph1at Gladstone was against working class people having the vote. The the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association  Lib Dems of today seem to still believe this. Or at the least, they believe that the views of working class people should be ignored. This also helps explain why the  Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Lib Dems never venture outside Saint Margaret’s.  They believe that the views of all us uncultured, uneducated oiks who live outside leafy Saint b9ce13d4805b6b2972f8b439b263acbbMargaret’s are not worth bothering about. Of course the fact that we tend not to be dozy enough to vote Lib Dem is also a factor.

During the County Council Elections people in Westgate Ward were bemused by receiving a leaflet from a party that they’ve never heard anything from for the last four years. Some of them were quite surprised that the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Liberal Democrats were still going because they genuinely were under the impression that the Lib Dems were extinct in Ipswich.  It had a picture of Inga Lockington and Oliver Holmes standing near Cumberland Towers to  give the impression that they actually bother to venture out of Saint Margaret’s. Fortunately for Westgate Ward residents a lot of them had the sense to VOTE CONSERVATIVE so that now they have an excellent councillor who is going to do great things for the ward.

Also, ond838eb080f1093d4aff22feb9d3a32e5 polling day Lib Dem tellers gave us lots of interesting information. Not only were we informed that they find this blog annoying because it says that the Saint Margaret’s Ward Residents Association Ipswich Lib Dems do nothing outside Saint  Margaret’s, but also that they have to read this blog to find out what the Conservatives are doing. As if they are going to obtain valuable information about the Conservative Party campaign by reading this blog. Interestingly we were also told that they very much enjoy reading this.

Old_Shed_by_isaacster39We were also told that the Liberal Democrats were not like other parties. Well we all knew that anyway didn’t we? But apparently it’s not because they obsessively love that undemocratic, poverty creating, totalitarian dictatorship based in Brussels or that Lib Dems tend to be a bit eccentric. We were informed that the Liberal Democrats were different because Lib Dems have a life outside politics. Could this be because so many people have told them to get a life on the doorstep?

We were informed that unlike other parties the Lib Dems are cultured. They go to concerts and go hiking and are in to the arts. Well as I’ve ridden 700 miles off road Mountian biking this year already and am planning on taking one of my Mountain Bikes to Gods Country later this year, it’s clear that they are not the only politico’s who do things like hiking. Also as for being into the arts, as they are into the arts, they must be in to creative writing unlike the rest of us. So why is it the best political blog’s around here are written by Tories?

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5 Responses to Lib Dem Focus

  1. Jacob says:

    The Lib Dems have put all their eggs in one basket with the promise of a second referendum. They never argued for a second referendum when voting to agree the UK would have referendum in the first place. Only now the result was not what they wanted they want a second referendum. If they lost that would they want a third referendum?

  2. Paula says:

    The liberals version of Brexit is to remain in all but name. They think they can hoodwink the British people just as the EU did with the EU Constitution which was rejected yet Europe ended up with it anyway (in all but name). They have no respect for voters sadly and this is the harsh truth.

  3. Just Saying says:

    If you are going to pretend to be two different people, use another email address.

  4. Clive. says:

    According to some Lib Dem sources, because there was not 100% turnout for the EU referendum the outcome can be ignored. Does that mean we can ignore Inga’s democratic legitimacy?

    http://i0.poll.fm/js/rating/rating.js

    • Jamie says:

      Well we can’t be sure the people who voted for Inga knew what they voted for so yes we should have a second election.

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