Return of the King?

There is a rumour that the legendary King of Gipping has reclaimed his throne, rallied his armies and plans to rout the enemies of his realm. There are reports that since his abdication, the King of Gipping has become alarmed at how our councillors have decided to relax, take the place for granted and accelerate their project of turning the place into a run down ruinous mess.

We understand that after witnessing pot holes getting bigger, weeds in the gutter being left to get four foot high in places and an increase of rubbish being strewn around the streets, the King of Gipping has decided to return to show himself a tyrant against the useless.

What could this all possibly mean? More to follow.

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