Calais Jack who lives in Norwich now has an Ipswich address on the ballot paper. It says “Address in the Ipswich constituency which is interesting because he wasn’t on the Ipswich constituency electoral role at the end of May. So has he moved to the borough in the last few weeks? Or has someone in Ipswich Labour took in a ‘lodger’?
At the time of writing he is still registered to vote in Norwich.
We have been informed that his girlfriend up the road in Norwich didn’t want to move to Ipswich like Ipswich people tend not to want to move to Norwich because she works in Norwich and so does he mostly and will again after the election.
He catches the train down from Mustard City to campaign in Ipswich and then gets the train back to that fine city to be with his girlfriend and their dog Sometimes he brings the dog down to Ipswich on the train from Norwich as a campaign aid so residents are like “ahhhh” to soften them up to get their votes.
Jack Abbott had a temporary address in the borough in 2017 to get elected in Bridge for a number of weeks. We have not been able to ascertain where he moved after being elected, Debenham or Mustard City and we have been informed that if elected his girlfriend does not want to move to Ipswich so if elected it is likely that he’ll either be in London or Norwich.
Not only did Jack Abbott live in Norwich and in reality still does (We know exactly where in Mustard City) but his candidacy for Ipswich also has a connection to Norwich. He became the candidate due to a plot launched by Ipswich Labour councillors Bryony Rudkin and Carrot Road season ticket holder, John Cook.
This all explains why Calais Jack wanted the illegal immigrants to stay at the Novotel. He only cares about getting elected and doesn’t care about Ipswich.
Tom Hunt for Ipswich!
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