It is well established that the Church of England House of Bishops considers itself a politcal party rather than anything religous. In fact they conseder Christianity dangerous. In fact some of them found the Lambeth Conference more tedious than the rest of us did and are very happy that today they were back in parliament. So it is known that they would very much like to be the party of government. But what would this pseudo-theocracy look like? How would those Socialist Puritans with their New Model Army of Wokists and various middle class social misfits govern? Clearly it would be the worst government in history, making Cromwell’s governnemt look like a harbinger of joy. It would be lead by Mr Welby
Comrade Welby would lead a government of duplicity, speaking out of both sides of his mouth, covering up abuses of government bullying those who disagree and claming there is a united front as if all agreed with his woke nonsense. He will claim that his governemtn is in unity when it is in fact in chaos. His Deputy would be Bishop off London, Sarah Mullally.
Mrs Mullally will bring in laws making it illegal for black people to say they are not the victims of racism. She shall launch deadly smear campaigns against those who oppose the CofE government with snide Emails and shall plot to remove troublesome people like Christians from being members of the CofE party. She shall bring in safeguarding practices designed to protect the abusers rather than the victims and shall deal with the financial side of running the country with money going missing. But she shall be competant at nothing.
Next there will be Archbishop of York, Stephen Cotterell.
Mr Cotterell will make government inefficient by sacking ministers and replacing them with middle managers. He shall spend a fortune on PR and make vacuous statements to the press.
Under Mr Cotterill will be the Bishop of Durham, Paul Butler.
Paul Butler shall collude with abusers and throw hard working ministers to the dogs. He shall also mislay files that coould incriminate the government. He shall do this with such finnesse that his comrade, Mr Cotterill shall launch an enquiry against him for breaking the ministeriel code. Prime Minister, Justin Welby shall make a statement to the press saying that the government is one big happy family while this is going on.
Under them shall be the Bishop of Derby, Libby Lane.
Mrs Lane shall attack junior ministers for defending government policy. People who state the official views of the government shall be deemed as dangerous and her civil servants wil not hesitate to call the anti terrorism branch. She shall be there to make life hell for anyone who gets in the way of the madness the CofE government would inflct on the country.
There is much more that can be said, but it is clear that though those mitre wearing wokists believe they should be running the country and destroying it as they are destroying the church, they really aren’t fit to run a bath.
A Riverside View 